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ok so i realized english is too woke so i made a language for non woke patriots enjoy

first off there are no pr*nouns only “patriot” you are patriot i am patriot “patriot is running away” it is the only pronoun no exceptions

second there are no spaces those are useless

ok so the structure of a sentence is verb [bold] subject object [italic] cases are marked with bold and italic

i realised that some words are just too long so i came up with a new system

remove all vowels except the first one

“patrt” patriot

“pign” pigeon

“pidgn” pidgin

see its easy

example

tpfkirpit (thanks patriot for.keepingitreal patriot it)

i forgot to mention if there are two verbs behind each other then you must use italic to mark the other verb

if there is a third you must use unitalic and repeat its law

adjectives are easy just add it before the word but use the same case so tpfdpkirpit (thanks patriot for.doublpluskeepingitreal patriot it)

ok so now you understand the grammar rules now for

patriots dictionary

p = patriot

gp = gay patriot

it = it

egprys = economy

t = tump ❤️

woke = l*beral

based = republican

meiguo = united states of america

meiguan = united states of american

zhongguo = chinna

zhongguan = chinner

politics = hardcore gay porn

jesus = jesus

moses = jesus poser

af = animal farm

eog = epic of gilgamesh

brown people = immigrants

c = copper from ea nasir

lore = history

toec = truth of el chaddai

cheesus = australian jesus

isa = arabic jesus

i = iraqi jesus

ieshu = israeli jesus

tsiad = israeli chad mctruth

adjectives

dp = doubleplus

un = negating the meaning

ttt = topsyturvytuesday (must add to each annd every single word on ttt)

verbs

freezepeach = said

t = thanks

kir = keeping it real

schlumph = drink

brexit = To leave a country, to immigrate